Not about restaurants, but that is a particular demographic that seems to have a particularly hard time following flight attendant and pilot instructions on take-off and landing.

And how many have ever had a sensible, educated, scientifically-minded patron ask "Do you believe in evolution?" I bet it's zero. I'm sure some have been asked, but the questioner was likely the same baby jesus lovin folks.

I hear Ed Snowden told Brian Williams he was also an undercover 747 pilot for the government's secret 747 fleet.

Not really a scratch at all. And there are other scratches on the car as well. Do I leave a note? I do not leave a note. Instead, I get in my car and I fucking leave.

Fuck Chipotle for not having enough common fucking sense to only use works from dead writers.

Inspired. That's what this is.

Sepp Blatter? Isn't he a character in the upcoming Star Wars movie?

There is some doubt about White's story that he was offered a 'Vette. Sources considered him a "three star athlete" and not a blue chip prospect. It seems unlikely to them that he would have been offered such a lavish gift to play for 'Bama.

Look, I'm fan of both, but I never want to see Oral and Hillary in the same sentence ever again

Not really.

More so than the choice of beer sitting on the sink???

Enough of these and even the ladies stand up to pee

Talk about NSFW... or drinking.

You'd think there's easily more than $500k in recyclable materials and auctionable stuff (individual seats or entire rows) that would allow the current owner(s) to make something off of the final sale of the real estate the undome sits on.

What's with all the sand? That seems pretty out of place...

What is a "lil b"?

What percentage will be Bruins fans? Anything more than none will be pretty impressive.

Hi, everybody.

Frankly, I thought that ending was genius and quite inspir

I attend a medical school with 150 students in each class. There are two separately married students who are having an obvious affair with each other. Another student is the husband of one of the married lovers. The two having the affair are awkward types, and are making a pretty lazy effort to hide it all. It's hard…