I thought Dennis Miller was a lousy MNFcommentator, but it's not like the football culture greeted him warmly. It was like, Who is this asshole? He doesn't know football! This ain't no damn comedy show! That's what you get for trying to add a touch of levity to the proceedings in football.

"Bex Venables, the Minister in Training at the Rugby Christian Fellowship..."

Not to nitpick, because art criticism is all sorts of dumb, but this penis is too pink. Especially the shaft. Just saying.

Hellooooo there, Wilfried Zaha.

What have you been doing all this time? Reading? You asshole.

Oh look, more Kinja changes.

Holy Sh!t Moment

"He managed to go 62 years before giving in to the pressure. So at least there's that."

We know the truth! This is just the US GOVERNMENT'S latest method of spreading mind-control agents through CHEMTRAILS! We know it! derp derpity derpity do

I have to be honest. I would watch a lot more baseball if most/all of the players were fatties. I don't really know why that would be the case, but it is.

In other news, water is still wet.

Buffalo is more like Ohio than NYC.

3. Don't use lufa's or sponges.

B. Make-up left in the creases of your skin creates early wrinkles.

"29. Watch other poor manners or nervous habits such as: Nail-biting, knuckle/neck cracking, excessive sniffling and too many arm movements."

So they have a million different reasons to fine someone.... someone they aren't paying... to do a job for them?

Looks more like Charles Manson to me.

Handjobs? Look. It comes (giggity) down to this: there's someone touching the penis. And touching the penis is good. The fact that someone is touching the penis is all the penis, er, I mean man, cares about... when it's happening.

"Apparently, the chain is set to roll out under the name US Taco Co. and Urban Taproom"

"I even fear my own semen, and it's MINE. I produced it."