I thought a Freedom Pole was what right-wingers call their crotch stumps.

Forget the NFL draft; he'd definitely go in the first round in my personal draft... I mean, come on. Nice defined yet not disgusting so. Or chubby. Send him to me.

I can't help but imagine that some gay player knows other gay players in the NFL. Rather than the go-it-alone approach, they should quietly amass the gay players and make a joint statement at a press conference.

To be fair, I think we need more proof that he's gay than him simply saying so. I think we need proof, in the form of pics of him and another dude...

gay, straight, whatevs... If this is his "O face", I wanna more. Ok, that's gay, but hey, seriously, from a PR pespective for the league, it's a nice added bonus that he's fairly easy on the eyes.

Mao was never this adorable. Well, except in that one hat. That was cute.

This was, unfortunately, far less sexy than I was hoping when I read the first part of the headline.

"Freedom of speech is freedom of speech, and you should answer for your own hang-ups," she wrote.

Let's imagine the fun that would be the opening ceremony for a Pyongyang olympic games.

All that top image did was make me want to play Connect Four.

Well, aside from delivering the buttsex to him, I don't see the difference.

India's bid for the Summer Olympics had some weird statement about "vast improvements over the plumbing and hygiene concerns likely to take place in Sochi"... and that was years ago.

I think it's actually two guys in that suit and that this explains the double-toilet bathroom requirements.

I so want to wreck him. In a strictly gay way.

I'm always nicely surprised by the success Tatum has had in Hollywood and how his star has risen... because I can remember the days, more than 10 years, when he was simply a male model with a nice set of nudes that I would find very fappy (but not in the sense he means). My little-known fap-inducing studly model is…

"There are no dressing rooms at the practice rink"

"animal control says the raccoon attached itself to the woman's face "

Why not continue throughout the off-season with just the poop stories? Call it Jambor-poo

"But in 50 years, when full legalization has arrived and we're all mainlining straight THC into our earlobes and barely functioning as a society, then you'll be all good."

Which firm do you work for? Let me guess, Ari's?