"The question now becomes: Are the Redskins more evil or stupid?"

Awww, I was hoping for a photo to disprove the needle dick claim.

These two are absolutely adorable.

Is this a palm tree? Does the location of the winter olympics have palm trees?

"Get down" was, also, what the DC snowy owl was thinking... Just seconds before being hit by a metro bus. Metro's getting a little cocky these days: "screw just inconveniencing and killing our customers, let's toss maiming beautiful, majestic avian tourists while we're at it."

Goodell: "Hey, they fixed Healthcare.gov, why are you bothering me?"

You can get your Fog Legs either Spicy or Crispy. Cool... but what the hell is a fog leg?

If this is what the pussification of football looks like, count me in. And hard. Rock hard.

i dislike reddit, so i'm not going to go there... but... was there any follow-up? did this poor woman survive and recover from the hell her bowels unleashed?

I love you for this comment. Simply perfect.

"I bet Roger Goodell has spent more time trying to prevent televised penises that he has brain damage."

One look is all it should take to see that the only war that guy's been fighting is the one against cheeseburgers.

giggity

I thought recreational pot sales didn't start til later in the year. Maybe this is just experimenting with things that will appeal more to the folks thrilled about weeeeeeeeeeed.

Look at all those empty seats.

Jerking off? Who cares?

The question is: do the gloves stay white?

about as fun sounding as brown bunny.

If monsters aren't available, you could try re-intrepreting a classic. For instance, Moby Dick could become The White Whale Cummeth. A revenge porn that... you know what, I'm not going to go down that hole any further (pun intended?).