Ron Perlman, no doubt.

"Shit's about to get craaaaaazy up in that Narnia cave."

nice beaver

"Our 12 year old lab immediately came over, ate his poop, threw it up, and then ate it again as my horrified children looked on."

"... but I would never actively pay $1 at 10:30 on a Tuesday night to watch Guy Fieri stuff a deep-fried waffle burger down his gullet."

I believe there answer is: not a whole lot

So drugs are OK? cuz they aren't on the list. I even reread the bags part to make sure it didn't say "bag o weed", but it totally doesn't. i'm totally taking drugs to the super bowl.

" I assume that he was contemplating whether or not to pick up his change. "

"I constantly ask how she is feeling, and every time she goes into the bathroom, I am terrified she will come out and say the dreaded "M" word."

I thought I was doing things and going places and all of that. Family. Friends. Joerb. At 38, I feel like I haven't done anything with my life when compared to what Sam did in just 17.

Is he saying "fucking cows!"??

I give them some credit, though, for avoiding comic sans.

Not so in Maryland, so I'm going to go ahead and get all sanctimonious now. :P

"...Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon..."

This is absolutely wonderful. With two girls - nearly exactly the same age as yours - and being a multi-racial home, we're on the same page. Keep up the great work and being a fantastic dad!

Have the original Muppet Show on DVD. Had my 3 year old enthralled. She absolutely loves the muppets.

Big Black Women from Alcoholics Anonymous?

Oh god, why am I asking this... what is a Yeah Jeets?

Go on...

I hear he was more of a Yoohoo guy, if you know what I mean