" I personally have gay family members who..."

"Even if you don't have a ticket for the game..."

Not to be confused for Al Roker's shart marks in his presidential-visit undies.

Future founder of the American Cankle Society

Speaking of comparing balls and foreskin, the DC chapter of the Sexy Scrota Sightseeing Society is postponing their January meeting due to expected winter weather.

I came.

Kluwe are Ayanbadejo are essentially untouchable in the NFL because of closed-minded head offices. Their careers are over. And then there's Kerry Rhodes, blacklisted just for the suspicion of being gay, while still at the heights of his career.

Even as a gay, it's hard to look away from this one. Face, boobs, hair, she's got it all.

Needs more detail about Lil' Geno, says the gay guy.

Oh god, rereading them after? Sorry, I grew up catholic, so there's no way I'm going back and rereading the sexting messages. There's a guilt that quickly comes (haha) knocking once the physical deed has been satisfied. Rereading the messages is just a shame parade.

"...reports on the results of a forthcoming study in the journal Computers in Human Behavior..."

"Sir, you have to take that sign across the street. To the Wal-mart parking lot... Oh, and if you get any thumbs ups, please send them over, we'll be doing a round of secret try-outs."

"If you believe the sources, he was the one who ruined the good thing the team had going, not owner Dan Snyder."

"Hey Coach, ever see what I can do with my tongue?"

THIS is why I don't fedex bongs to the house.

If you squint the right way, it looks like an abstract Homer Simpson.

It's mesmerizing. I can't look away.

Big face.

fans?

She needs a few more double-letters in her namme.