Ummm, clearly this is all just anti-semitic imagery. You guys should be ashamed! Dan's stellar legal team will be shouting "you got served" at you soon enough.

NSFW (except in Germany)?

Momma?

That's quite gruesome.

Ooohhh, I've got a clog they could plunge.

Ummm. Don't we get a printable 1993 roster so we can go through it line by line? That seems to be the next logical step to eventually driving the homersexuals out of the closet. Frankly, as a gay, I just wanna know if the two guys in question were hot.

"PENIS PLUG"

Hogwash is on the 2015 list of names, btw.

Uh, I have it on good authority that the 2014 name of the year will be #. Pronounced as in Hashtag McPoopypants. Middle-aged receptionists will call out "Pound sign McPoopypants" while the elderly will say "Number Sign McPoopyPants"

Just to be sure... this says Thunder? On his ass? Thunderass?

"...article covers a wide variety of topics all huddled around the basic concept "Idris Elba is insanely good at everything."

"...removed from the 11th grade English syllabus because there was a period sex scene in it..."

Hey hey hey, you best be careful, you are showing yourself to be intolerant by not tolerating the intolerant. You will go to hell for judging those that chose to judge first. Yeah, that's what they'd say.

Well, I dunno, it seems to me these folks' words speak for themselves.

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Magary, you laugh about the chicken coop; but as a resident of Montgomery County MD, you should know that the county is considered changes to the zone regulations that will allow for up to 8 chickens per household on an average sized lot. Oh, and also a handful of small goats. Fucking crazy.

"... an elite group of butter toffee SEAL members to come shoot hot caramel right in your fucking EYE..."

I thought a larder was what they called a ladder in baltimore.

Oh settle down. I was only putting it out there before someone else did. I'm a native baltimoron and ravens fan, hon.

Flaccid... I mean Flacco isn't all that far behind Smith with 17 INTs and the Ravens playing tonight.