I was able to translate the tattoo:

Absolutely. The Bernie reference and the fake dismay is what gives him away.

I hear you so loud and clear it’s practically giving me a headache.

Throwing a fun, themed, all-inclusive birthday party for yourself when you’re in your forties is a bad thing?

“God’s Perfect Person” lmaoooooo. I am deceased. Also, where’s the CB album that’s better than Confessions? I’ll wait!

My immediate reaction was, “he looks great!”.

John Travolta should stick with the gray wig. It’s actually an improvement over his usual black lacquered version.

I will watch any and all spin-offs from Laguna Beach. Sorry not sorry. That show was a masterpiece.

Totally used to watch, also watched the related “Laguna Beach”, where Lauren’s little sister was not particularly nice, and some girl named Rocky was the kind of star so to speak.

Instead, she got beat down by Matt Lauer, who responded to her usual word soup with, “Kellyanne, that makes no sense.”

I think Ms. Bzura needs to chalk this up to a loss and count herself as lucky that she’s not going to be stuck with these people as her in-laws after all. What a hot mess.

Forget that, more important question... who wore it better....

skim heads

also, skim.

Because our country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and it’s finally coming back to haunt us.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

Nigella >>>>>>>>>>>>> Giada

Poor Katherine. Maybe she can stay with Janet longer :(