Four feet, 10 inches?!?

Read the headline and honestly wondered why on earth T-Boz and Chili would care about the Gosselins’ marriage.

Plot twist: that’s not Sofia Vergara: it’s Charo!

Seriously, WTF are “Farrah’s Friends”? Diapers? An escort service? I don’t understand and I’m too scared to google it.

You Win!

I’ve said it before but every time I see him interact with his daughters, every little in joke, cuddle, embarrassing Dad-ism, long suffering daughter eye roll, every time the pride and love he feels shines from his eyes and radiates from his grin I miss my father so much it’s like a gut punch. Lucky girls, lucky…

I’m game to star in the Real Housewives of Gaithersburg.

I am here for Zac Efron’s “hot phase.” Damn.

Nobody say anything bad about him and ruin it for me

And Emma Thompson:

I completely believe Jimmy Fallon is an astrophysicist; he probably sees stars every time he falls down and injured himself .

But look at the kid they cast as young Tupac:

I like Rashida, but this track is the definition of bland, meh-quality R&B.

So cute.

It’s her! She’s pregnant!

This picture of Harry always makes me inclined to believe that he really is Charles’ son and not a love child of Diana and that other dude. He just looks so much like Charles here. Particularly in the nose.

As a general rule, you shouldn’t judge a book by it’s cover, but there are, occasionally, glaring exceptions; this being one of them. This guy looks dumber than a bag of rocks.

Jenna Maroney is that you?!

Dis gonna be god