I was like TLDR until you brought CT into it. You win, dammit.

They're like two little, adorable, alien bugs.

I'm more offended by young aspiring grandma.

Did you catch this SNL skit-Meet Your Second Wife? Uncomfortable funny is the best kind!

Within a week my husband was able to score Springsteen and Adele tix using the Ticketmaster app on his phone. He had the laptop and phone working at the same time and both times the app worked.

I never knew chocolate could be insufferable.