ahah yeah. But how is bread not gay though??? Prove it, Bimbo

Good to hear! Yeah, it was obvious that it was written by queer people who know the culture (or at least the American one) very well. The joke was never “stop being gay our brand’s not gay” which it could so easily have been!

You’d have to first prove gay bashing...?

yeah, not bashing - SNL has a terrible history of cheap gay jokes, but that seems to be In the past. Bowen and the other gay writer (sorry I can’t remember his name) are pushing the envelope (my partner and I were really surprised at this skit - It a good way!) but from a very different perspective. Plus - Bowen Is…

What about this was gay bashing?

gay-bashing? it was so unequivocally gay, with 2 (or 3, we don’t know her life) queer characters! the joke was never that he was gay! i found it was great representation for us depressed queers who are way too much online

The way those creatures used to speak, one could argue they’d been convening with him & his mindset ahead of time

Any more blow and he might have cleared the building.

It WAS in NJ after all...that would check out.  

The minute these are delivered to Stryker CABs and left alone with enterprising E4s who have easy access to rattle cans and a stencil kit, there will be several “Sharks.”

I imagine one will also get “No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die” stenciled on the barrel as well.

Command may not approve, but the E4 Mafia will get…

Because nothing can enrage a man more than a woman who chooses to have sex with whomever she pleases because that means those men aren’t getting laid.

I mean they could just pass out dildos and lube and get the same outcome, but these zealots know that nothing pisses Jeebus off more than the female orgasm.

I knew women who were advised (and followed through) to use the dilators prior to marriage. I, growing up in a heathen place that taught sex ed in 5th, 7th, 9th, and 10th grades, was deeply confused because not one of those classes had mentioned it. I had a moment of, “wait, did they not tell me about these necessary…

Dilators actually have a medical use and are typically used by women who have vaginismus. My guess is most of these mormon women don’t have vaginismus, they just have husbands that don’t understand the need for foreplay. And they don’t understand it either because they’ve had no sex ed, so these women wonder why sex…

I watch a lot of mormon porn, and their dicks are not bigger than the dicks in regular porn. So i call BS

I don't have any idea about what a dilator is and I refuse to Google.

My guess is because they’ve been told for generations that sex is painful to women, in order to maintain their “purity”; the talk of “dialators”is just window-dressing to maintain the depiction of sex as something for women to endure rather than to enjoy.

Tbh, I kinda hope it is a massive “dilator,” but the kind with external and internal stimulation, multiple speed settings and different vibration patterns, possibly with an industrial strength outboard motor... because the let down from the inevitable post-marital dissatisfaction after THAT might be just the…

I’m guessing that they have the idea that the girls need to be widened somehow.  That they’re too small for sex?

And lo, the Angel of the Internet did bring forth from the firmament or something.... The Vaginal Dilator!!!