Dadbod or not; this is a BEAUTIFUL girl. I LOVE my wife but I told her”hey, can you believe what Tebow’s busy not fucking?” Her reaction? “ no way”

The 6000 SUX. Duh

Um, yeah. “Willpower”.

Somehow I could park at the motor pool, be the next person to dispatch it two days later, and it’s broken.

Please, talk to someone in the Army first. They suck. The only way you can operate one is with the entire military industrial complex behind you to fix and replace them constantly. We had some that would break down without ever leaving the motorpool.

he definitely looks like he is experiencing a great deal of pain.

Nope. As advertised on the tin. You indulged..

Fuck that. This was the best thing that ever happened to this kid, and he was in no way ‘damaged’ to the point of 15 million dollars.

This comment made me laugh so hard I startled the dog. :-D

I can hear the falcon 3.0 pull up pull up . Or my ex girlfriend pull out pull out pull out

And that’s why he keeps taking Brazilian Ju Jitsu class every fucking time he has a chance.

They just had the wrong pilot

Today we are all French

It always puzzles me why women want to feel protected, but then I am 6ft tall and built like a Sherman tank, so I don’t understand a lot of small people problems.

I could have eaten her myself, she was only small.

I saw the orcas of Victoria, Vancouver island in their natural habitat and it just such a beautiful experience, ruined only slightly by the woman behind me on the boat who kept asking her boyfriend to make sure he was ready to ‘protect her’.

C’mon dude, you know nothing about aero-planes. He was clearly offset with the stabilizers in between the MIG’s. It's simple movie physics or some shit.