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F-35 on full afterburner ... or brass-era steam-powered car.

I’ll check it out!

Don’t forget the deferred comp and it’s impact (unless GM tanks again).

The easiest way to calculate it is by looking at SEC filings which show executive salary and bonuses for companies that sell shares (non-private equity):

Steam reforming of natural gas ... just use the natural gas. Or better yet - safer nuclear power plants, solar and wind-power farms to generate electricity for full-electric vehicles.

Shhhh ... next you’ll be revealing the percentage of each’s vehicle sales price that goes to CEO salary and bonuses!

Relax ... it’s for the upcoming alien invasion. Between our numbnuts scientists sending out signals and their probes circling ever closer there’s a good chance we’ll be fighting for the survival of the human race soon.

What Cadillac gets wrong Lincoln gets right - An Aviator is a much more compelling purchase, and a better package.

She’ll pull a Martha Stewart ... heartfelt interviews, mea-culpa, tears, hope for redemption, charity work, book deal (with proceeds to women’s shelters for “the ones she met in prison”).

In which case the suckers that keep feeding his machine deserve to have their finances and hopes destroyed. Yes. even the little old people.

Relax ... he’ll go down in flames. I’m sure there’s at least one video of him partying with hookers, snorting coke and sucking a donkey’s dick.

Ah ... a Cimarron for millenials.

Time to pull the trigger on lemon laws for military hardware. That and take that wall money back and dedicate it to operational readiness. Priorities.

What the flying fuck were these oxygen thieves thinking? Clearly the design process included ingesting schnapps, cocaine, lsd; repeated hot-pepper sauce enemas and a healthy building up of self-hate.

Cheer up Milo ... I hear Jerry Falwell Jr. pays good money for rimjobs!

I just realized Brad Pitt is Tommy Lee Jones’ love-child IRL.

He’s a billionaire idiots ... stop funding his vanity project!

My condolences to the family of the Soldier killed in action.

He was trying to bang out a tune ... put a dent in Wall Street’s greed ... strumming up anti-Trump sentiments ...