It’s good to see their royal family keeping it old-school. Maim a few peasants once in a while to remind them of their place!

Just fly any long-haul commercial run into Narita during a storm. I’ve never seen so many barf bags deployed at one time.

Sheeeeet son we ‘Muricans invented extra-official shenanigans! Heck, good ‘ol swamp fox hisself harrassed them pesky red coats back to England back in the day!

Another procurement bunghole ... I remember when McNamara was pushing commonality in the early 1960's forcing the F-4 into roles it wasn’t originally designed to cover. The thing didn’t even have an internal gun!

As long as minivans are sold in the US I pledge to buy one when a replacement for the Swagger-Wagon is needed. The only exception would be a kick ass Sprinter 4wd Diesel or the 2020 Ford Transit full-size van AWD and Eco-boosted.

LOL - how many of you failed to vote for Hillary? If every single supposed Democrat had gotten off their ass and had gone to the polls to support a female candidate with AN ACTUAL CHANCE OF WINNING AND AWESOME QUALIFICATIONS Trump would be a footnote.

Yep - got a 2013 sedan and it definitely does not like to be driven lightly. Press the go-pedal and it’s a lot more fun. Should have gotten the manual - perfectly good.

I’m guessing no free shipping to Moonbase unless you’re a Prime member.

Did it come with a radio?

Most likely response ... the Star Trek/Starfleet Command directive. “Leave them be ... only contact when they figure out FTL travel”. Mostly harmless for now ... 42.

The real question is ... how ruthless are these beings. Humans will kill each other for little/petty reasons. Aliens would have the upper hand in an attempt at symmetrical warfare but the moment we wise up and go guerilla/non-conventional all bets are off.

How about this?

Maybe this will finally make asshole hyper-mileage-chasing Prius drivers move faster in the passing lane.

Cocaine.

leavemealonebobi’mtryingt0winatrace

She was choking on the truth-bile flooding into her mouth. Let the truth flow Sarah ... let it flow!

Roast Pikachu:

Oh and from rumor central the Cookie Monster should really have been called the Cokey Monster ...

Laughed my ass off - I grew up with Sesame Street and I’m glad the true “behind the scenes” story is finally coming out. Speaking of coming out ... any news on Bert and Ernie?

Asked about his lap record Vanthoor replied “the car lost all braking ... I had to crash to slow down!”