Long Beach you say ... there are going to be some very fast sleds cruising through Sunset soon.

GM sometimes let the engineers have fun with the parts bin and some interesting experiments came out:

And the new record-holder for the highest recorder heartbeat rate for a military pilot is this guy right here, Air Force Captain Izefornuts. The previous record-holder, who attained his record while landing on a carrier near Tierra Del Fuego during a blizzard with bingo fuel was Marine Corps Major Shuttsphincter.

She’ll pay as soon as Mexico pays for the wall ... so never.

Yep ... this series got dark quickly. I’m voting for people uploading their personalities to car ECU/ECM modules right before the Nuclear Apocalypse or some plague.

Nope ... Nope ... NOPE!!!!

RT Man, you’re back with a different handle!

I know ... RT Man is out there!

I noticed that but I think it’s on purpose. Apparently the outside mirrors are designed to fly off as well. Impressive body integrity though.

It sure is ...

Further proof that Austin is turning into a techno-hipster ghetto for affluent elitists intent on monetizing anything that once was authentic and fun.

You are referring to the following events/situations:

Hold on now ... the Moon landing pictures are not fake Mr. RT! This whole “Ukraine is ruled by Neo-Nazis” and being a “Threat to Mother Russia” is very fake. Bigly ... huge fake ... none bigger (and yes we all know “bigly” is not a real word - humor - look it up).

Wrong again Mr. RT and thanks for posting fake pics and attempting to redirect. Nazis bad, ex-KGB megalomaniacs bad, etc. Facts are facts and no amount of misinformation makes it true.

Nice made up picture RT-man!

The RT hack says what?

Ok ... now they’re just taunting us!

Check his head for the following numbers ... 666.

Relax ... we have at least 3 sea-worthy battleships on display. Reinforce the hull (which was already stout) and fit new engines. If the weight won’t break the ice load up the cannons for a 21-gun salute. How’s that for an Icebreaker?

On behalf of wagon owners across the USA that enjoy the combination of dynamic abilities and practicality that a real wagon provides I say to you Sir! TTTTHHHHHBBBBBBBFFFFFTTTTTT!