A few questions about the job:

A pearl white Toyota Avalon with padded roof, whitewall tires and wire wheels ... slowly on the passing lane ... the most evil evil there is.

Exactly - they need to account for speed differentials in multi-car accidents. How many deaths were caused by passing lane hogs insisting on holding up traffic thereby initiating a series of events that ends in a fiery crash?

See and I was worried that all those fancy buildings in Panama City we built solely on a foundation of laundered drug trafficking profits. But really they are there thanks to a diverse set of enterprises.

The correct response would have been “you pompous ass” but Siri just responds “now now”

Their loss ... I myself enjoy curvy gals immensely. Also understand these wannabe studs aren’t getting any action - so they act out like the loser little dick-pullers they really are.

Siri you ignorant slut!

From what I hear HR at Apple is pretty worthless.

Yep - not right. Burn a steak - you’re fired! Cruz probably pours maple syrup on everything. Kasich needs to go home ... just go. Bernie needs more fiber ... he’s always shouting like he’s constipated.

You cannot be President of America if you cannot eat East-Coast pizza properly. Hillary knows how. Trump and Cruz are idiots so no anyways. Bernie probably does but he’s a cranky old guy. Hillary it is.

Can you say BOOO-TAY! Oh hell yeah.

I had no idea that the F-18 was so much smaller than the F-15!

It’s the Prius Derriere X

This is normal for DIA.

You’re absolutely right - we need a MACH 10 air/space plane. Because if the Russians get new hyper-sonic missiles we must have something that can run away from them - just to screw with Putin. Plus North Korea, Iran, ISIS and the impending Alien invasion. And we’re running a serious risk of not having a never-ending…

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I would not bet on it, the Belgians were pretty brutal as colonial rulers of what now are some of the most messed-up parts of Africa. Now they have an excuse for retribution and it won’t be pretty. And every European country is probably planning some pretty serious restrictions on immigration along with forced…

Nope ... transport only. A very successful commercial airliner, and one of the aircraft flying in to feed hungry Germans at great risk during the Soviet Blockade of Berlin. Something I doubt either the Nazis or Japanese would have done if they had won WWII.

Ok you are officially the VP of Business Development.

Shit forgot about the drones ... add a few of these for the really dangerous stuff and this really works well.