Now that would have been a plane that could have crashed and humanity would have improved by a few percentage points. Who the hell were all the other passengers, Trump electoral delegates?

Ok, but how were they acting when they came out? Guilty, ashamed ... perhaps a little embarrassed ... or suddenly free of any of the futile conventions of life ... ready to blaze a new path?

Do you have to wait a whole three months? What if you end up wanting it more? What if in your culture this is a normally accepted practice? What if the goat follows you home ... or starts calling and hanging up? What if the goat convinces the rest of the herd to join it in killing your true love in a fit of jealous…

Yep - at least my resume had something more than “Heavy Armored Tractor with Big Fucking Gun” operator on it when I went back to civilian life.

Plenty of archive footage out there. If you really must know what it’s like go to Japan and talk to some of the Hiroshima survivors. If it still doesn’t feel “real” enough go to Fukushima and drink the tap water at the power plant.

You really WERE there! Lol, I was in farther back but we still had a lot of fun (19K - M1 to M1A1 and then friggin’ staff because none of the NCOs or officers knew how to use a computer!)

That’s depleted uranium cojones Sir. And Yeti coolers.

Yep here we go on another global clusterfuck. We’ll never get to the stars this way ...

They’re just waiting for global warming to melt all the icebergs.

Vans are perfect Urban Assault Vehicles. I’ve taught my kids to scream “GERONIMO!” and run to the school door as soon as I pop the sliding door on ours when doing the drop-off line.

Now that’s how you do drunk and disorderly!

This is their executive search process ... they must be looking for a new CEO since the current one almost died when he saw the cluster-fuck Smisek left behind.

All it takes is one hot shot pilot, a pair of sidekicks in a freighter and an uncommon amount of guts to take one of those down.

Well ... I’ll have to work even harder to get a bigger bonus because I need this in my garage, perfect replacement for the current V60 that sits there looking lovely in Saville Gray with dark tinted windows.

Ooh Marauder Wagon ... if only!

The brand new Larte Farhte.

Groounded to the ground.

Save even more money ... or make some. I bet there are many video game geeks that would pay for the chance at a real kill. They already have the hand-eye coordination.

Humm dee dum ... oh look a Toyota truck!

Fuck ... at least with the Airlines I’ve got a 20% of banging a flight attendant.