The Supreme Court overstepping its authority?? Now I've truly heard it all.

I'm not sure I would call banning any form of marriage between humans as harmless.

Actually let's not go to the Wall. 'Tis a silly place.

It's why I'm no longer a Satanist.

No Stairway, denied!

It's been a long time since I read the book, I forgot it was written in the first person. Time for a re-read, which sounds awesome to me!

*Is a spoiler alert necessary for a 50+ year old book? Here's one anyway.*

Do you know what a dessicated corpse is? Same thing.

Sometimes you just can't anticipate the scope these puns are going to have. Before you know it everyone's in the crosshair.

Damn, you got ripped off. False advertising, they should have called it the Dimeodeon.

Maybe if I reload the page some of these puns will improve.

"…but it’s not as normcore as Full House or Boy Meets World…."

Um, have you seen her recently? Certainly not wrong.

So I didn't understand like half of the words in the headline, or the article itself for that matter.

Stop shooting up so much.

Technically, he goes from young to old in a very short span at the end of Last Crusade. But I get what you're saying.

The thing that blew my mind about Veers recently is that he's the same actor who played Pycelle in GoT. And of course Donovan in The Last Crusade.

I'm not talking about myself. I'm quite aware of my own insignificance and how much others couldn't give a shit about me or any other anonymous internet poster. That's 21st century life, who gives a fuck.

This is a common refrain I've been reading through these comments and it's definitely the impression I've gotten from Todd's own responses.

DON'T READ THIS POST!! STOP NOW!!