Or the part with the death mask; I thought that was hilarious.

I don't want to think about how long it's been since this movie came out and I fell in love with both Birch and Johansson. I don't want to know that it's been over a decade.

Oh man, I want to marinate a chicken in that…but I'm afraid to eat it.

RJS always gets the top spot when he posts. Suspicious, that. I'm waiting for the end of these reviews where he's unmasked and revealed to be Zack Handlen. Or Cirroc Lofton.

He fixes the cable?

It's the only way to be sure.

It's Twin Cinema for the win. I've found it difficult to get into the later albums. The first three are gold for me (along with A.C. Newman's debut solo album) and I just hit a wall after all those.

He kept it as proof that he was…fully functional.

"…fears something terrible has happened…"

It's over Disco man. Put the yo-yo down and step away from the girl.

The sun is a star. Now WORSHIP IT.

Penis doctor is actually the professional term. It's Greek for "penis doctor".

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I'd be entertained if his intention was entertainment.

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Did you read the article? No one writes the article in question, and especially the length of it, without knowing and enjoying football.

I see Harbaugh as kind of a loser of important football games.

Oh Jesus….what have you done…

Are you kidding me? You people can't be disconnected from your cell phone for a 2 hour period? How do you get sleep at night, waking up every hour to see if someone texted?

I'm confused and maybe you can clarify (or anyone else), since you brought it up. I've seen a lot of dislike and downright hatred directed at Pete Carroll in the last few years since he arrived in Seattle, and I'm curious why (I'm sure it probably pertains to his history which admittedly I don't know much about,…