I mean, he once read The Joy of Sex when he was bored. He also saw a comedian make a joke about eating out women and told himself he was going to think about trying out the alphabet method the next time he had the chance. That was three years ago, but he thinks about it every now and then, so really, he’s going to be…
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This fuckin’ dry-dick virgin in the motherfucking Washington Post, that’s who:
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