I have no rebuttal to this reply.

Sorry, drunk. How bout: “The Longfellow of the Stretch Pass.”

Hey look at Deadspin, acting like they know anything about hockey. Why not read somebody who’s actually played the game at a high level (college, UVM) right here:

We need pre-cogs, STAT.

Mallet bloodshed, like in The Shining?

For the last time, It’s TIMES Square, Millennial reporters.

Why are you doing this, Elle?

You mentioned “sandwiches” way back up there? That was cool. Then, you lost me.

My guess: Patrick Roy.

Just grab my dick, we’ll eat after.

Where’s his floor tom? Amateur.

Yeah, but you have an advanced Ivy degree, so you’ll always be just fine in the educationally-prejudiced bullshit NYC media scene.

Put that in your AK-47 and eat it, Rasputina.

Bloom looks like he’s been spending every waking moment of the summer bench-pressing.

The NY Times dress is cool as fuck.

How much would you eat if Teddy Ballgame doesn’t jerk it at all?

ConBag? Should of asked ad guy Finger for some naming help.

Good for you Stassa, excellent piece. If these white dickheads actually think they don’t have any un-PC anger, they’re fucking lying to themselves. Plus, they’re reporting sucks and is pointless—as you’ve perfectly exposed.

This is one of the most pathetic and inspiring and pathetic things I’ve ever read.

Weber just had the best year he’s going to have. Subban is only going to get better. This here Habs fan is in the process of collecting my cat’s turds to mail to Bergevin. And FUCK Therrien and his inflexible loser “system”. Even with Price healthy, they will not win a cup with that man as coach. FUCK.