nevermind. At least he doesn't brag about his balls like Shrayber.

"Ever". Ya sure?

They are the dumbest generation in American history:

Kentucky Avenue, Tom Waits (sorry Millennials):

"Clam" the fuck down. I'm stealing that.

No, it's not that many "you suck"s. Get real, jeez.

Original idea you got there, Bravo.

A Body For Every Body? With THAT visual?

Nevermind.

Well then, I want the eventual flame that comes out of my stove top to be pink, too.

Not just my heart, but my entire heart. Thanks BuzzFeed.

Nothing against Driver, but GQ, and its current collection of writers, really sucks.

I have "junkface" every day, then. And I will not be addressing this "problem".

It's not Photoshop, know-it-all.

Correct, Lindy West.