karlie

Petition to make baseball more interesting by adding gymnastics to it, complete with judges.

Unless it’s at the Regency. In that case, it’s sluts throwing themselves at your man.

LOL instead of a tax break - now its 10% of whatever she earns.

That line about it not being possible to steal a man because they come willingly about made me come out of my seat. Wasn’t her explanation for Tom’s cheating on her was that he was upset and happened to fall into an ex’s clutches?

I mean, agree to disagree?

I love that her “you don’t steal a man, they come willingly” was followed by her saying that the woman Tom was making out with at the bar was just waiting to get her hooks in him or some crap like that.

Sober Sonja in Miami was fantastic, throwing out digs about crochet outfits at Ramona.

We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.

She’s really a special talent. She can take the most banal line and make it one for the ages.

I’m listening to Bitch Sesh and they are just now getting to the RHONY. I’ve been anticipating this and the Jez article all.damn.day. I’m also slacking off since I’m counting down to my 4 day weekend.

As fun as drunk Sonja is (smoky eye, updo, Gstaad) sober Sonja is here and has the receipts!

This was some amazing BravoTV last night.

Drugs would explain Dorinda’s contouring.

We both like soup.

Between the “bend and snap” and her character in Best in Show, Jennifer Coolidge has given this world so much.

I knew someone like you existed...I JUST KNEW IT.

Yeah so if I find your sense of humor laying around I’ll be sure to send it back to you.