Giving a shit about my physical appearance.

I typed “Kristen Stewart sexuality” into the Google thing up there and it says her sexuality is “Network Connectivity Problems.”

That’s one gay lion...

by all accounts, he was a wonderful man, but seemingly sad and insecure. i think the VF article should’ve been a testament to his life and memory. body (or face) shaming (or bashing), is never cool, btw.

Hah, awesome. Is that a day camp or sleep-away? On a related note, I’ve taught a martial arts camp the last couple summers, and it’s always majority girls, which I’m sure would shock those idiots at Fox News. Yes, girls like hitting things and grappling.

Cannot process nuance!

Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…

I loved “booing lustily”. She’s got a way with words, in addition to her many other talents. Leave something for the rest of us, Serena! :)

1990s Leo was epic.

From the Affleck nanny article:

I also obsessively post this on other people’s comments whenever they complain about Texas. But it’s crazy! Houston loves Annise Parker! She’s been elected mayor THREE TIMES

I mean, on a serious note, Michael Douglas is totally right about the training aspect of things. There are almost no British actors who are successfully working now who did not go to training school for acting. And as a result, I would agree that a lot of them have more range and more tools to draw on.

I hate all these celebrity paternity stories (this one, the constant rumors about Khloe Kardashian, etc.). Regardless of the DNA test, Bill Clinton is her father. That’s how parenthood works. Biological origins are useful for medical histories, and that’s about it; they are certainly of no use to the public. All of…

And it’s not just Australia - most of the western world has this stuff paid for by the state, because access to healthcare is seen as one of the fundamental protections provided for by the state, alongside all the usual stuff like civil rights, protection from crime, national defence and all that.

(Okay, part of the…

Well, I’m not Australian, but I hate her too. My brother’s birthday is Sunday, but we’re not celebrating because he died two years ago from brain cancer. Fuck her and her mindful diet and holistic cure.

I want to watch a buddy cop show about her and Rachel Dolezal. Rach is the tough, take-no-shit, blackface cop. She doesn’t need a gun or badge; she’s got her bow and arrow and her race card. Belle is the freewheeling hippie cop with a tragic secret: she’s dying of fake-ass cancer. Together, they must team up to fight…

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME.

Agreed! I’m a cat person, but damn if this dog isn’t an astounding animal. :)

“Daddy’s Boy” is up there with “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah” as far as things Tina Fey shared with the world, thus making it better go.

Jean Smart does “innocent doe eyes” mixed with “vacant eyes” better than anyone I can think of at the moment. Otherwise, Deborah Rush would be perfect too.