Oh for fuck’s sake, people. FORMULA! JUST GET FORMULA! What reality are you living in where you think formula is more harmful than an untested substance you are buying from a stranger on the internet. I am the most pro-breastfeeding person you could hope to meet—between my two children I’ve already racked up 2 years 4…
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I have found that there’s always a handful of gems in there SOMEWHERE, and a good salesperson can definitely be the Virgil to your Dante. But my god, what a frustrating way to shop!
Oh, sister! I love dresses, but the fetishized cherry-print victory-roll pinup girl is just not for me...and I feel like it has become a shorthand for “acceptable fatness”.
NO. YOU HAVE TO DISPLAY TO EVERYONE IN GLITTERY LETTERS HOW ARTICULATE YOU ARE.
That crack and rub off after a couple wears.
Nothing makes my FF cups look great like plastic-y shimmery letters stretched across them.
Why can’t plus size ladies have natural fiber clothes? Is there some cotton klan that has organized against us?!
All of their tee shirts have this kind of bullshit on them. CAN I JUST HAVE A PLAIN BLACK TEE SHIRT?
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Greetings from a bunker, where I have stockpiled dried apricots and seltzer and plan to wait out everything to do…
You probably know that checking your email first thing in the morning can be a rough way to kick things off, but…
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I would like to give you all of my stars.
The question isn’t “Are you paranoid?” The question is “Are you paranoid enough?”
Tig and Megan are both so fantastic. I had no idea they’re friends; the knowledge fills me with glee. Pertaining to yesterday’s post, I wish to amend my celeb-beer list to include these fabulous ladies!
Seeing Tig Notaro on a late night show makes me made Tig doesn’t have her OWN late night show
“Excuse me, I’m sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you: I love your voice.”
OMG, same here! Sometimes I want to just get down and kiss the ground out of gratitude that social media wasn't a thing yet when I was a young gummy teenage wannabe with low self-esteem and boundary issues.
She’s right, though. I sprung fully-grown from my father’s forehead at about age 25. #Athena
Please don't fucking pretend you are Canadian. Americans are ruining the cred we have with the rest of the world when they do that.