Picture of the accused:

I hadn’t thought of that! We’re probably 50/50 iPhone/Android but I think each of the sets of grandparents has an iPad, so that would totally work. Thanks!

I plan on doing this too. We live far away from both of our families, but the grandmothers demand nonstop photos, and Instagram seems like the simplest way to give them what they want. As soon as we pick a name, I am locking that account down.

"Oh, are you the paralegal?"

I was told that my attire was “too corporate” and that I should try to “soften” my look up. My normal attire is button down shirts and slacks, just like the other (male) employees. I asked what the clothing allowance was so that I could replace my presumably offensive wardrobe on the company’s dime.

My 15-year-old niece got a talking-to from her high school guidance counselor for the exact same thing. She’s “too confident in her answers,” and it upsets her male teachers. Because…they’re overly emotional, insecure crybabies, I guess?

I work in education, specifically special education, so this isn’t usually an issue at my school site, though I have seen instances where, say, a male psychologist on the team insists that he is the only person who makes eligibility decisions, when in fact those are team decisions.

So you were penalized for being prepared? Damn.

Every once in awhile, I encounter one of these - a baby that’s exceptionally beautiful, even among babies.

Yes. It has different phases. The tertiary phase can be prolonged and even permanent.

I have a veterinary medical degree and live in Lyme disease central. Lyme disease is no joke.

No.

I missed the really funny part.

Meh, if it really was a joke maybe it’s not such a bad thing. Whenever shows I’ve loved have come back from the dead like Arrested Development and Community, I watched them but in my heart of hearts I knew they just weren’t as good.

:/

there was a firefly hoax one year and a part of me died that day

ME RIGHT NOW

I miss Callie :'(

Cats don't fart?! Are you kidding?!