I was unsupervised online in the late 90s/early oughts. Yahoo gamerooms were such creepy places...

That was the biggest red flag for me in his little statement from yesterday. When he said that what he did with his partner was like Fifty Shades of Grey, I immediately thought, oh so you mean your sex life is like a book about an abusive, controlling asshole who doesn't respect boundaries?

When I study I just put up boxes around me. They are essentially cat traps and it keeps them off my papers/laptop. The trick is to keep them far enough from your hands but close enough they think they are annoying.

I cannot tell you how many times I've found myself typing over the damned cat as he is slouched in front of me like a really furry mousepad. WHY DO I NOT MOVE HIM?? But, I don't. I type over him. The other one likes to run, at top speed, over the keyboard. AHHHHH!!!

That's adorable and will certainly be useful to someone with an anxiety disorder.

Brooklyn 99! It's silly, but the women are all good at their jobs. Plus, it's very funny.

She also told a story about going with him to her parents' lake house in Canada, bear country, and one night McConaughey wandered off. She went out of save him from the bears and found him butt naked, standing on a boulder, howling at the moon. He always has access to the good stuff!

Hell yes. And just so true to life. Sometimes kids don't have parents. And sometimes you scream and call your sister a stupidhead. And real life women sometime have thighs like Nani. And sometimes you have to spit at and bite people. That's just life.

I'm line voting Democratic because reasons. (And I live in Texas.)

We try Kara, God knows we blue Texans try - but damn gerrymandering makes it nearly impossible, even if we have the numbers.

Apparently a friend at an LGBTQ friendly family law practice that serves Virginia (which is practically a unicorn) had a hella busy today and her Columbus Day weekend canceled unexpectedly. She is more thrilled than I've ever seen someone who just got her time off canceled.

I can not help myself. This is one of the two kittens we fostered this summer. I refer to them, now, as hand-raised, artisanal felines. Makes 'em sound faint-sy.

I know. I'm now pretty much expecting Erin's goodbye post between Halloween and Christmas. NOT enjoying this.

I have a friend who lived in Saglek bay for the past 10 years. She only ever ate "vegetables" out of a can, literally the ONLY meat they had was seal and salmon, the odd moose. And only the Natives were allowed to hunt them, and if she didn't make such good friends with them and they GAVE her that stuff she surely…

If you do some research in to the food available to aboriginal Canadian communities, especially in Nunavut, you may change your mind. What we are able to easily buy and consume in major cities - green peppers, lettuce, vegetarian/vegan sources of protein - is simply not available in those communities, and if they are,…

I'm not going to sit here and gush about her album, because 1. I haven't listened to the whole thing and 2. The few songs I've heard just aren't my jam, sorry, but she gets mad points from me for scrolling the names of over 1,000 missing and murdered Canadian Aboriginal women behind her during her performance. Our…

Autoplay videos make Jesus sad =/

...Why would you leave a ferret alone with a baby? They're great pets. Terrible babysitters.

I need 2000 Chris Pratt to rescue me from a band of unsavoury men set on defiling my person. Preferably, he will rescue me on horseback while wearing a kilt. My bosom will be heaving appropriately as I gaze into his cerulean blue orbs.