'Parabens' is Portuguese for 'Congratulations'. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Michael C Hall in the "Anastasia."

I honestly don't understand this argument, "I was inebriated so I can't be held responsible".

Say what you will, but I thought this guy gave an excellent performance in Red Dragon.

Pizza guy.

Yet my online business http://shipyourenemiesspiders.com/ languishes.

Ladies! Is there anything we can't ruin? *high fives*

I agree. The church needs to get back to the good old fashioned traditional ways where women were women and the men wore lovely, elegant gowns and elaborate hats.

If you were ever looking for helpful household hints on manly manhood and appropriate family structures from an unmarried celibate senior citizen who frequently wears a voluminous skirt, well, today was your lucky day.

Just start at one and keep your hand out while you do a lap around the coffee table.

It's really a special brand of unhinged. I just want to hug the one that's yelling "WERE NOT DESPERATE" and tell her that no, all tweens are desperate.

I dont like what she has done, but the "poor taxpayers" argument often annoys me. We are paying lots more taxes for things which are *seriously* awful.

That's modern politics for you - if you can't win, cheat.

My sister in law called me up before my wedding to her brother and asked me to explain what right we thought we had to get married in a church. Told her I wasn't going to have that talk then kicked her out of the wedding party. Good decision.

When I was a small child I was asked to be a bridesmaid at my cousins wedding. Then they fired me and my sister in favour of a couple of the brides small relatives because we lived too far away for dress fittings :/

I went to a wedding once where a baby was crying in the front row for about 1 minute and finally the bride turned around and gave the woman the death stare and she quickly exited the room with her baby.

I'm asking for a people-size bower, preferably in a tree. Basically, I want a tree fort.

LordSparrow is the hot dad. Luckily no one has gotten creepy, they just get really shy and awkward around him. He thought they all disliked him until Little explained.

LOLLLL. Asking a friend's parents to drive you somewhere is TOTES THE SAME as asking a friend's parent to take you to prom and then blasting pictures of her in a bikini on Twitter to see if you could really get her to do it.

If I were Chloe'e mom, had no knowledge of what was going on and when I did, found out my bathing suit pictures were posted all over Twitter? I have no doubt the amount of rage that would take over would be otherworldly. The ripple would hit any human within a 20 mile radius, starting with this kid. It's one of those…