Because you're not just saying "I misunderstood your intent, my bad" and leaving it at that. You're very obviously grasping at every possible straw to avoid being wrong on the internet.

My sister recently found a dog and posted it on Craigslist. She also scoured the Lost section and found a matching description and similar picture. I'm glad she was patient and willing to go through so many postings (it's a large city) because the last posting was a week or so before she found the dog. And it had…

Calling something a "dick move" isn't exactly approval. I think it's pretty clear where I stand on what this woman did, though I don't think throwing "dumb cunt" around is really necessary.

At first I thought he had been arrested on stage mid-musical, and now I am sorely disappointed.

LEAVE THE DISNEY PRINCESS REPURPOSING ARTISTS ALONE!

It raises the bar, though. Maybe not enough, but some.

I suspect this mother might have some postpartum crazy hormones that are keeping her from thinking rationally.

Yeah, my dad, who works as an organic environmental chemist testing pesticides for the EPA, would like to have word with this woman. Save your money, folks.

I'm just upset because I seem to be "ducking" all the time.

Because militarization of the police.

Love the generalizations. My boyfriend has gone to quite a few pricey destination bachelor parties and spent significant amounts on tuxes and suits for several as well. I would put my foot down if I were expected to spend four days in Vegas because a friend was getting married. Our friend groups have different customs…

That's not what it boils down to, but that's what you're determined to see it as, apparently. Interacting tactfully with people you don't know well, but that you do know are very close to a loved one, is not the same thing as telling the groom — presumably your best friend in the party — to get over himself because…

This atheist thinks he has a good PR team. If he were a really good person, he wouldn't be a part of something that thinks gays are sinners and women are worthless.

Aren't there some birds going unwatched somewhere? Chillax, bud.

What's next an alligator cafe?

I read about this earlier on Adipose Activist's blog. I'm glad you picked it up- I think it's really important to report on his unacceptable behavior. He was uncomfortable being called out for his shit and he lashed out, then tried to make the people politely informing him that he was being insensitive into the bad…

Cellulite is just fat. Do you know what causes fat? Life. Life causes fat. Everybody has fat on their body. Women's connective tissue makes their fat look lumpy. That's it.

every time there's an article about the rising costs of higher education, the source is almost always the insanely inflated salaries of the administrators and presidents. they get paid like CEOs and run colleges as if they are profit-making machines, instead of...I don't know, a place of education. it is in no way…

Did I miss it, or have we successfully gone a few hours without someone asking "Well why the hell does she have seven children?"