copperpenny
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copperpenny

Splitting the check can take out all these fuckers.

AHHHH!!!! SO EXCITED!!!!

Pretty sure it’s some kind of *laundry detergent* that had a coupon promotion for some free music downloads?

We pay more for cell phones than a $350 belt.

I can believe the part about using the gym to find a hookup... but having sex at the actual gym? I go to two different gyms and I can’t think of a spot where one would be able to have sex and not be seen. Most of the guys at the big shiny gym I go to are too busy looking at themselves to hit on girls (or other guys)

Didn’t one of these guys send a boner vid to a girl, and she in turn sent it to everyone? That’s the only reason I know their name.

Yeah, the being afraid of being alone thing seems to be a HUGE factor. I would be sad if my marriage ended for some reason, but I don’t think I’d be in a huge rush to replace it. I really enjoyed being single. Love my husband to bits but we’d be lying liars who lie if either one of us said there weren’t times we miss

Stages of me attempting to watch this, illustrated by Prince:

I think he’s pretty good at playing dirtbags.

I think what I hate most about the election cycle is that these people think they have to pipe up about Every. Single. Thing. Back when they were just livin’ their lives we only occasionally had to hear their opinions. Half the time I get dressed nowadays I wonder if Carly or Marco will have something to say about my

Congressman John Duncan, just now: “Surely you don’t expect us to be easier on you just because you’re a woman.”

This news is really not surprising.

Hey, some of us call it ‘grad school’.