Farm Simulator: Hot Pursuit

The next version of Farm Simulator is gonna be way more intense.

Bitch, I’m a bus.

As the media has covered the numerous EV fires, this serves as a reminder that internal combustion engines pose a high fire risk, too. 

Not to be awful, but what, exactly, should Carnival do when some idiot decides to jump off one of their lifeboats into plainly obvious life-ending waters? Drag the thousands of other paying customers into a pointless search for the missing passenger? I hate cruises just about as much as possible, but to blame Carnival…

Not to be heartless but with 8 - 12 foot waves, an unsupported person (no boat, no life raft, no lifejacket) was dead minutes after they hit the water. There will be no body to find. 

Oh deer

$1.99 on Temu!

Because they, and their milk, and the things we make from their milk, are delicious.

Maybe because a world without the ability to eat beef, cheese or ice cream whenever we want isn’t one worth living in?

I went to the one in Glendale, couldn’t really see a point in it existing. I’m also pretty sure the employees were required to ask if you wanted to “experience” their dressing rooms every time you took 10 steps. 

I have to ask, that list of companies and such, is it something that is just on a website somewhere or does some compliance staff in the company get regular updates to check against the list? Also, does not following have any risk of law enforcement getting involved or even fines?

Out of ALL the corporations in the world, Costco is the one that I LEAST worry about.

... “from an era when Chrysler was financially on the ropes.”

The only thing I can think of as being a potential for the future is that you can go with underground roads when we have EVs, because you aren’t killing everyone with exhaust fumes

I’m not trying to distract from the issue but how does this track. She didn’t witness anything she saw the aftermath of the incident.

rear-ended a pickup truck while lane-splitting like a fucking moron.

The SUV driver will probably get sued by the tow truck driver’s insurance company after not being able to pay. Then the SUV driver will likely file for bankruptcy and the bankruptcy will get him off the hook for any damages as this was an accident and unintentional in the sense that he wasn’t trying to cause harm.

Uninsured. I bet he doesn’t have any money to pay this stuff with at all. What do you do if you’re just trying to get blood from a stone, legally?

I hope this article is just a form of trolling and satire.