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Because there are a lot of crazy people out there and he wanted to protect himself.

Why does he have a dash cam that records his violations?

Multiple times felon, multiple times sex offender, and driving around through parades....can we agree the “he’ll rehab on probation!” dream is dead and therefore hope he’s put away for a few decades?

This sounds like a person who will never be a productive member of society and is, in fact, a major threat to the safety of others. He should be locked up for life with no probation.

This rumor-based campaign is SUS...

Normally, I’d agree. But it seems like this article is yet another anti-car hit piece from this supposedly driving orientated magazine. Why do you hate cars and driving so much, Jalopnik?

People who drive dangerously already ignore traffic laws.  Imposing new laws won’t improve safety in the slightest.

Geez, all these streaming companies keep having to hike up their prices. It’s almost like they didn’t realize that their mediocre individual product offerings don’t attract enough users to offset the development and maintenance costs of running their own services.

How about a memorial for Alec Trevelyan?

This smells like one of those “it happened to one lady in a random PA town so that local police department is warning everyone nationwide...” type of things, like the whole “gangs flash their brights at people and commit violence as part of gang initiation” thing that was going around the internet for a long time.

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Driving to the store releases no emissions. It's magic!

Yeah, they’re charging for returns “cause emissions”.

The most surprising part of this is that he drove a Tesla and not a lifted Ram or a blacked-out Charger.

Plus, PlexAmp is pretty good as a music player.

Maybe instead give us a true shuffle feature that's random and not an algorithm? I hate having it play just a select few of my favorites over and over. 

Is it really about clean air when you can just pay and still drive in and around the ULEZ?

Listen, all of y’all.

I quickly read that as “run over the board yourself”, which I also approve.

I mean, the #1 red flag is, it’s an HOA contract.