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I guess Conor’s less of a Glass Joe and more of a Soda Popinski?

I don’t think you realize who you are talking about. Mayweather isn’t that kind of fighter, and never was. This was exactly the kind of victory anyone who knows anything about boxing was predicting.

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Pretty much what I expected. Floyd showed no sense of urgency, as he always does, and Conor emptied his tank trying to fight at a boxing pace. I’m glad that many people enjoyed it - that alone exceeds my expectations - but they are who we thought they were.

You answered your own question.

This is the best written analysis of any sporting event I’ve ever read on Deadpan. And its easily the best analysis on this big con of an event. Well done Daniel.

I fought the urge to make the entire column a line-by-line parsing of that movie. Everything from the guy who never had a pro fight getting a shot with the top guy in the world to the crush of bets on the Irish guy is here tonight. The only thing missing is the Rev. Sultan.

Floyd Mayweather is a mirage, an oasis that evaporates before your eyes as you get too close. Although his low-output fighting style is occasionally mistaken for cowardice, it’s actually the opposite: Mayweather is one of the few fighters who is brave enough to let his opponents take their best shot without flinching.

Finest kind, as always.