WE ARE!

Poor kid. I can’t believe Penn State did this to him.

Not the first time that Penn State fucked someone

Damn LeBron really making hard to keep up my irrational dislike of him.

Not voting when your choice is a mound of vomit on a lawn or really greasy dogshit you’ve stepped in barefoot is legit and understandable protest.

Jeez, that guy...

Harder than it looks. Ask me how I know.

I remember like it was yesterday, watching The Heartbreaking Kid Shane Michaels lose the belt to Cold Stone Sam Austin at WCW Starrcade 1999. Probably one of the most memorable Cold Stone Creamers of all time.

Crowd noise noise noise
Hut 1 2 1 2 3 4
Crowd noise noise noise
Smokin Pats, smokin Pats
Doin’ dinks, dunkin here
Dinkin here, here and here
Rollin’ out, shovel pass, smokin Pats
Who smokes the Pats? We smoke the Pats
Rollin’ out, two deep shots and smokin Pats

Tonight we are all Chiefs fans.

“POP”

Ray Lewis is human garbage.

Citing widespread flooding in the state of Texas, the NFL reasoned it could not deprive Dallas of its navel attack.

Ha, you have a shitty stove if it takes 5-10 minutes to boil enough water for a hotdog. My electric tea kettle will take care of the boiling in maybe 2 minutes; I heat water up there and then pour it into the pot. Boom, instant boiling!

Bacon storage ain’t that hard.

First apartment after college me and some buddies split a townhouse with 3 bedrooms.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.