They added all sorts of stuff about the parents and weird conversations between the staff members. Which was just nonsensical. Never once have I ever watched the original and thought “This would be better if it were an hour longer and featured more conversations with the parents about their sexless marriage.”

Personally, I can’t stand when you want to sit down with someone and talk through a disagreement but they refuse to do so/act like an adult and work it out.

This is gold.

That header image is extremely disturbing.

I don’t know who Nas is, but I like his necklace.

That’s part of it (see also ‘attempted murder’). But it’s also because destroying objects can easily be used as a threat of force against a person. If someone draws a gun on you, they are threatening your life, regardless of if the gun is ever fired.

Sure, being ugly makes things harder, just as being good looking makes things easier. However, most people are not that ugly. The vast majority of people are...honestly...unremarkable. Like 95-98 out of 100. It’s an ocean of mediocrity. And the older you get, the more things trend towards the middle. Beauty vanishes…

I’m not a lawyer, nor a lawmaker, but I’d assume that its probably because trying to punch someone and missing should probably still be serious crime. Just because your target has reflexes doesn’t mean someone should get let off the hook.

Functional relationships aren’t the easiest thing for anyone, even married people. I have a friend, let’s call him John. Now, John is a great guy! Great sense of humor. He’s got good qualities. His now ex, let’s call her Mary, is a phenomenal person! Smart. Artistic. Always with a positive attitude.

It was probably Gawker.

I understand what you’re saying here, I do. It sucks. The world’s a not-so-nice place for some people. But I also think there are plenty of things “odd looking” folks can do to help themselves out. The top things being practicing good hygiene, exercising, maintaining a healthy diet, dressing well for their body type,…

Selfish Skank? Here on Lifehacker? I’m not doubting you, just...wow. Sorry that happened to you.

Yeah, it’s just... Alternative universe version of a woman who’s raped and tortured until her personality shatters and she becomes this whole other thing is still kinda creepy.

That’s the thing with the grimdark- it’s not easy to pull out of.

I’m still waiting for Keira Knightley as Captain Swann to reclaim her pirate throne.

I haven’t seen this, but I’m suddenly interested. I’m good with Pirates of the Caribbean continuing ad infinitum — since there are literally zero other pirate, muchless magical pirate movies — but I’d really like for the character of Jack Sparrow to have been relegated to the first two or maybe three movies. Five…

See I saw the weird fish-pirate bit being due to Davey Jone’s change in character. Abandoning his duty turned him into a demon, if you will.

Just a dull, passive drunk with an undeserved reputation as a brilliant pirate who spends more time being bounced around setpieces than actually doing anything himself.

(also saw this last night)
I noticed you didn’t have a lot to say about Jack Sparrow, and I found that pretty telling myself. He’s just not that interesting of a character any more. Just a dull, passive drunk with an undeserved reputation as a brilliant pirate who spends more time being bounced around setpieces than…

You’d think the PotC movie with Blackbeard and mermaids would be memorable...but it wasn’t.

I’m loving this decade. This is the decade of “Wait, what do you mean I have to be responsible for my actions now?”