23, 9 years older than the 14 or 15 year old girl.

It’s not about “wanting” to. It’s about acting on those urges. A 23 year old knows the law. The law is “don’t fuck children”. If you feel a desire to violate that law, there is a legitimate helpline to help you deal with that. There are therapists that will help you control your urges. There is help.

Some people have been sold on the whole “if your dress didn’t cost more than a downpayment your wedding will be ruined !!11!!!” or they think they have to wear mum’s wedding gown or similar.

That lady in pink seems like she knows her dress is peculiar, but she will not take any of your sass about it.

That is horrifying. I have never had to handle stuff like that, and hope I never will. Don’t beat yourself up about it-everyone has not reacted the way they thought they should’ve in an aggressive situation.

BDSM in the modern era, I guess? Truly we are in the future.

Was your mom okay?

Skinny jeans need to die.

Do you have a Torrid around you? I have a friend who used to go the the States yearly for clothes. I think Toronto’s got one too.

S/he identified as “gender suspicious” apparently. So no?

I can neither confirm or deny the existence of a unicorn sweatshop.

Well, those unicorn fibres don’t come cheap, and virgin Tibetan nuns need to be taught how to make needles from their shedded horns.

Sex and gender are different, darlin. They should’ve mentioned that in your bio classes.

I wish I could get a Breath of Fire for my ds. Where is my BOF, Nintendo!?

You are blind. He is clearly the cats-paw, while

And another battalion of cougars for your stealth army. Some Pallas cats for winter.

That cat would be an excellent reconnaissance person, it could pick up radio signals.

It is a thing, and it isn’t new. Plenty of ancient cultures mention “co-gender” or “third gender”.

Oh. I’m from Canada. “Sorry” has several different nuances that I forget other cultures don’t have. In this case, it means “I don’t understand what you are saying, please elaborate.”

Sorry?