What the holy hell is going on with that haircut? I thought NFL owners were rich. I think he got this cut from a couple homeless guys around the burn barrel. My eyes still ache.

He’s not the first person to say this. Most secondaries also think Weeden’s passes are gifted.

Somehow, that tweet a few days back taunting Roger Goodell about the court ruling doesn’t seem like the best decision now.

My wonder at this point is if we will get through a single NFL game this year without a stupid, contrived mini-controversy to keep everyone consistently talking about the fucking NFL. Trying to enjoy this league is such a chore.

College kids are wholly unprepared for the real world? You don’t say!

“Napping? That guy didn’t look Puerto Rican.”

A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

Jason Garrett in his playing days didn’t have it too badly. Won 2 Super Bowls in Dallas, was a backup in New York, parlayed it into a coaching gig.

Well, it should be noted that Dan Orlovsky enjoys the safety of membership on the Lions roster.

Dammit, guys, did you forget about when Peter Gammons was great at Twitter?

I got 2/10 and I guessed on one of those.
I am not embarrassed by this.

Hawkins was the opposing pitcher for David Wells’ perfect game. In 1998.

How has no one picked up on the fact that two prominent free agents had a name within a name: LaMarcGasolDridge? Seems like this should be bigger news.

I understand that field variability is one of the defining features of baseball, but I don’t think “flat” is an unfair standardization for MLB to introduce.

This was poorly thought out and a misdirected idea from the get go. Why you would choose to bury Ken Caminiti in centrefield to begin with, is beyond me.

eta: the video is even better ...

Hot take! I have one hotter for you. What if an enemy of Collins killed his ex to frame him in order to ruin his draft stock/career/life. Dun dun dun.

The Ol’ Pesky Pole move.

What?! No Nintendo 64 Z Button? This list is Bullshi*t!