Coots

9/14/20

You know who wasn’t “devil all the time?” Future hall of fame goaltender Martin Brodeur. He never should have signed with St. Louis.

7/28/20

My biggest surprise today was finding out the folks behind Deadspin are starting up their own site called Defector. They’re going with a subscription-based scheme that they own. A year is $69 and comments come with a higher tier at $99. Read more

6/30/20

Lindelof is a hack.

2/6/20

I would not like to see Sam Raimi direct this movie. The first Dr. Strange was one of the standouts of the MCU. What happened with Derickson, is the question...

10/7/19

tbh i doubt they’ll even hear about it

8/11/19

Typical Deadspin, making this all about Race.

8/6/19

Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.

2/6/19

Added benefit is it will be disorienting for the punt returner to catch a ball that is spiraling in the opposite direction.

11/7/18

On the Gruden face scale, it’s somewhere between Derek Carr crying and Amari Cooper being traded. Go ahead and throw the popcorn on.

11/7/18

Is the stove glowing cherry-red or is it more of a dull-red? Can I pop the popcorn?

10/17/18

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

10/16/18

I do not want to count his Manson Family picture, due next summer. Therefore, I shan’t conclude that Quentin Tarantino has directed three, rather than two, films in the decade (nearly) since Inglourious Basterds. And a good day to you sir!! I bid you good day

7/23/18

Machado about nothing.

7/19/18

See, Mike Trout, this is how you market your sport. Pay attention.

7/19/18

8 four team divisions: Read more

7/5/18

How could you overlook the use of “in a jackpot” in the Coen Brothers’ Oscar-winning “No Country For Old Men.” Llewelyn Moss has a cab driver circle a motel when he suspects something is afoot in his room. The following exchange occurs: Read more

2/20/18

He is returning from his mission to pick up Nakia so she will be at his coronation, not from the events of Civil War.

2/14/18

It’s refreshing to see an encounter with ICE where it’s not the kid that’s shattered.

1/22/18

Hardly the only Oxy Moron in Jacksonville.

1/13/18

784 times? Well, well, Mr. Chamberlain, no need to brag.
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