>the best way to get out is not to just to subvert tropes, it’s to reject the tropes altogether.

I’ll add to one point already made below: As a middle/high school kid growing up in Texas and hoping that i’d one day get out of my small town and make it to Austin, AICN and the Austin film culture became a bit of a Mount Olympus for me. In many ways, I idolizes some of the dudes that wrote for AICN (and still do;…

1979 called - it wants its joke back.

If I am not mistaken, the Texas Rangers invited lots of people to come take BP, and anyone who hit a HR got season tickets.

Points for the attempt, but any reasonable DFW’er will caution you to not mix up the Dallas and Arlington skylines.

A+ shitpost

I love how this article is “The Warriors Got Their Asses Kicked” and not “The Spurs Kicked The Warriors’ Asses.” It wasn’t about how the Spurs showed up ready to play, but instead it was that the Warriors, who have apparently been anointed, didn’t. But ok.

F-Cat babay

The heat issue mentioned by dacrow below is one of the primary ones, but consider this: Globelife opened in 1994, and by the time the new ballpark opens in 2021-2022, it would be nearly 30 years old. The Atlanta Braves, meanwhile, have now played their last game at Turner field after only 19 years.

Haha. Two things:

Oh look, it’s a casual Yankees fan that doesn’t know what they’re talking about!

We realize it, because people keep cramming it down our motherfucking throats like it actually means something.

Negative - was on vacation.

No one can right now. The Rangers are the best team in baseball.

Why wait until then? They play again tomorrow at 1:05 CST.

If you were to go back and watch his last, i dunno, 10 HR’s, he’s made a very noticeable habit of CRANKING it and then very rapidly putting his head down and cleanly dropping the bat and running. It’s actually quite mature, and it seems obvious to me (as someone who saw Rougie’s debut and watches nearly every game)…

Came here to throw Injinji socks into the mix. I first discovered them in a hiking-type shop when i lived in Flagstaff and bought ‘em that night, in 2011. I still wear that same pair regularly, in addition to the several pair i’ve bought on Amazon. They are high, high quality socks that look great, feel wonderful, and…

Came here to throw Injinji socks into the mix. I first discovered them in a hiking-type shop when i lived in…

Marquis Grissom ranging to his right to catch a blooper and win the Braves the 1995 World Series. I was 9.

ha! what a stupid fucking comment.

The ONLY thing i’d do is let Endy Chavez go out to RF as a defensive replacement for Nelson Cruz in the 2011 World Series Game 6.