Road trip to South Carolina to fucking shimmy up that flag pole to shit on that fucking flag and then fucking burn it and then fucking throw it in that dumb fucking Governor’s face.

That makes him even weirder than her. So much WTF.

I hated this shit when it was called Jason Mraz.

The title is in French because it’s a play on Magritte’s “The Treachery of Images” which is a painting of a pipe with the phrase “Ceci n’est pas une pipe.” beneath it.

Chopping off her hair. What kind of fucking medieval punishment is this? That’s what they did to women who slept with Germans during the French occupation. Getting drunk or whatever doesn’t warrant this hateful treatment. This is horrid.

Fun fact: I’m from Hawaii, and in high school I used to buy drugs from Keanu Reeves’ father.

Please correct me if I’m blaming the wrong person or if I’m wrong, but- I feel like, if I was an actor, and I was presented with a script and my character was written as non-white and they’re trying to give my lily-white ass the role, then I have a duty to be like “dude no, I can’t in good conscience when there’s…

Oh god, one of my co-workers thinks drinking lots of water will help her magically lose weight. The dumb. it burns.

Yep. One more time, all together now:

Just because you apparently live under a rock, or on another planet—these people are megastars in the reality tv and religious worlds.

And how can you simultaneously assert that hand-holding and hugs are forbidden outside of marriage, but playing with your sleeping sister’s vagina is normal?

Two five year olds looking at each other’s wee wees are “Playing Doctor”. A 15 year old adolescent molesting a five year old is not. Never mind that there were multiple victims, multiple occasions over several years, and often the victims were originally asleep, so they weren’t ‘playing’ anything.

Well-adjusted 14 year olds do not “play doctor” with younger siblings.

“Many times it is simply lack of opportunity or fear of consequences that keep us from falling into grievous sin even though our fallen hearts would love to indulge the flesh. We should not be shocked that this occurred in the Duggar’s home, we should rather be thankful to God if we have been spared such, and pray…

I need someone to remove the children from Josh Duggar’s home. Yesterday.

The odds in fact weren’t accurately disclosed, according to the complaint.

Because the power to seize money obtained through illegal gambling is a federal power. So, basically, the state says this is illegal and it’s the feds (in this case) who had the power to take it away. They outline the exact laws they cite to do this on the first two pages of the complaint, if you’re really excited to…

I hope the plaintiffs never have to work a day in their lives again. This is shit out of a 3rd rate porno.

HOLY ACTUAL SHIT WHAT

Just the crinkling sound of someone wrapping their mouth around one of those squeaky garbage accordions fills me with rage.