Ahhhhh hahaha Hahahahaha omg! You trailblazing devil, you. Tell me some bankruptcy jokes now.

Stop trying to make "douchebag" as a slur into a thing. It's not working.

I trust players' opinions on whether they are concussed about as much as I trust a guy pulled over under suspicion of DUI about whether he's drunk.

Scoreboard operator was just preparing for his eventual loss on the road in the playoffs/in the Superbowl where its noisy all the time.

Ronald Reagan? The actor?!

Because ESPN's Facebook comments section is an unmoderated hellhole that makes YouTube's comments section feel like it is inhabited by solely Nobel Prize winners.

I like how he taps his helmet to get more of the juice out, like getting ketchup out of a bottle. After Peytonmania last night, I'm football'ed out. Not watching this.

But it's homemade organic ketchup!

Breaking news: following the game, Dockett was stabbed to death in the parking lot.

Those fans are gonna be so mad when someone reads that sign or this article to them. So mad, you guys.

No, it's funny, and you have a stick up your butt.

I'm sure those Raider fans behind the Cardinal bench said nothing whatsoever to him during the game, either.

Umm...I think by definition 11-5 is much better than 0-6.

And I thought his songs had bad hooks.

I always knew Floyd Mayweather beat women.

Not quite the suburb to associate gunshots with (try: Independence or any MO suburb)

No, you are thinking of Wyandotte county. Do you even live in KC?

Pul Rudd's Mom was overjoyed, that's all.

Shouldn't that be Troost?

Nobody cares, but it's KMBC, not KBMC.