I gained weight on a 60 mile bike ride that went over a mountain pass in Colorado. Granted there was a Godfather’s Pizza that had all you can eat buffet lunch a 1/4 mile from the end of the ride.

Yahoo Sports must be desperate for writers if they’ve hired a guy that’s been dead for 17 years.

Can it do wheelies, yo?

I’ve walked-my-dog around-the-world, stopping occasionally to rock-the-baby but I’ve never read a comment like that.

Like Evans said, he gave it his best shout.

If only there had been a Jeep with a good transmission there to stop it... or something along those lines.

$1,500 bond. They could have killed the guy or turned him into a vegetable for the rest of his life. $1,500? Sounds like someone is the son of a mayor, judge, prosecutor, police chief, sherif or some such.

It would make a wonderful story but it’s impossible. Absolutely impossible. Audi is rumored to be spending $250M a year to go LMP1 racing. Can you imagine how the UAW would loose their shit if Ford was spending a quarter of a billion dollars a year to race some silly looking car on a track that right hand turns? They…

The Le Mans gods didn’t want the Camry to win.

Airflow catches the lip on the back edge of the flaps and pops them up.

“foul tip”

‘cause this is ‘merica and we ain’t gonna pay money to go down to the track and watch no damn jap bikes winnin’ our races.

IIRC the OJ was because he owned a bunch of citrus farms in South America.

Hmmm. Let me think. A basically thirty year old pseudo-M3 for $40k. Gee, I don’t know. That grey cloth with cat-piss yellow fade on the seats is awfully tempting.

Yep.

God damn. That is a photograph of a real person? It looks like someone ran a photo of a claymation villain through Photoshop and jacked the sharpening and saturation all the way up.

With all the election crap it’s nice to open a Gawker site and read a feel-good story.

How long before the Bautista truthers are telling anyone who will listen that Joey Bats put his chin in the path of Odor’s fist because Joey is a true sportsman and didn't want Odor to hit his helmet and possibly hurt his hand?