It is really a shame this asshole comes from a rich family. I would enjoy his self destruction so much more if I knew he was ruining the rest of his life. But no, daddy’s money will keep him from any real hardship.

It would have been wonderful to see Westbrook turn and take a couple quick steps toward Whitey McFatass. I bet Mr. pointy-laughing-glasses face would have turned into a “I’ve just shit myself” in within a fraction of a second.

Best music video ever made!!!

Sweet! Even better that it happened at Bristol. I could be wrong but I’ve always thought that Bristol was more about driver skill than the team’s bank account.

The Roscoe’s Chili and Donuts Trans Am ‘cuda was better.

...or maybe you use a “targeting” laser that has the undesired (wink, wink) side effect of melting whatever you point it at.

I’m not sure if it would cook them but it sure as shit wouldn’t be healthy. I doubt the rest of the aircraft would like it very much either.

We should upgrade the CIWS with a couple hundred kW “radar” (wink, wink) with a crazy high gain antenna. As the aircraft approaches, turn on the “radar” (wink, wink) and enjoy the metal-in-a-microwave style light show.

A friend was racing at Heartland Park when he somehow managed to get his S2000 (that’s Sports 2000, not Honda S2000) off onto damp grass pointed straight into a wall. He later said “The last thing I remember is thinking ‘Damnit, I’m going to miss the party tonight.’”

Well shit. I missed my chance. I wanted to show up at one of the driver autograph sessions with a picture of him as Jimbo Scott in Outbreak for him to sign.

“a MOSFET generator”

No matter your position on the political spectrum... this post is outstanding.

Did you bump your head this morning?

So if Bernie asked Chris to be Press Secretary, would he accept? What kind of Hal McRae-esque fit would Hillary throw when she heard the news?

No, but I do remember Miller saying if Perot wasn’t a hot tempered midget he’d be on a coin by now.

It doesn’t happen very often any more but when there is a B2 flyover before a Chiefs game the approach takes them right over my house. I’m not sure what the specifics of their route are but they almost always seem to be mid-turn, going from a NNW heading to due north.

Rumor has it that around the Gothenburg area in Sweden, the system resets itself to an In Flames marathon which you can not overwrite as long as the GPS positions you there.

I seem to remember hearing that David Coulthard was a strong proponent of the Hans device back when even F1 didn’t mandate their use. Upon hearing that several NASCAR drivers said the HANS would keep them from getting out of their car after a crash, Coulthard said something to the effect of “yeah, so would snapping…

Hah! Eight pounds each... On the Abrams even the tire studs are heavy.

They did try, but it didn’t take. I can remember the frickin’ idiots I used to work with bitching about how it was illegal for Obama to send the SEALs in with orders to kill Bin Laden.