Is it wrong that I hope when our new alien overlords show up they discover that vegan humans are tasty?

The year after Driving Miss Daisy the academy gave best picture to Dances With Wolves over Goodfellas. What an utter crock of shit. Costner was Hollywood’s golden boy so his completely unremarkable film got the nood over Marty’s masterpiece.

Wow, Vikings fans are pretty even tempered. I was fully expecting a beer bottle flying in from off screen and crashing through the middle of the TV.

Are we sure the seismic event wasn’t Glorious Leader falling out of bed?

Radiohead?

I thought it looked like St. Louis

This must be catching on with different manufactures. Earlier today I was driving through Raytown and saw an Aston Rapide S. I can’t think of a single reason why anyone that can afford a quarter million dollar car would be driving through the town that Mama’s Family was set in. So I’m figuring it must have been a…

Yeah I was thinking of the vertical distance from the wheel centerline to the fender - as if they were trying for some aero benefit. Forgot all about old-school point the car the wrong way solid axel stuff.

Agreed, it just seems silly to use body work as a reference point since it is non structural.

Fair enough but why measure from the body work to the wheel center line. Wouldn’t it be more important to measure from some reference line on the frame?

It sounds more like the rule book is insanely over specified and the tech inspector at this particular track is a real ball buster. I can’t imagine that something like wheel center to fender edge makes any difference on a short track.

There, now that I have my flame suit on I may begin.

I was on the sidelines as a photographer at the last home game of the ‘92 Mizzou season. The students took to the field after we beat KU (hey, don’t judge, this was back in the Bob Stull years). Thousands of students running around on the field and some jackass MU cop is tackling anyone he can get to. He’s not…

Every time I see Sergio Marchionne’s name I see “Sergio Morricone” which is a combination of the names Sergio Leone and Ennio Morricone. Then I think of this

Every year I hope the Super Bowl Half Time is not going to be Ministry performing songs off of Psalm 69, and every year I’m disappointed.

If you’ve got the right material to tie it with, the constrictor makes a great way to secure coiled up electronic cords. I’ve got a couple spools of waxed cable lacing cord around the house and office. Sure it takes a few more seconds than a zip tie but a 500’ yard spool of lacing cord will last me about a 1,000…

Yes, but the constrictor is a binding knot, not a hitch. In fact in any non-binding application it’s poor choice given it is damn near impossible to untie after put under significant load.

He could just move over to Mizzou. Same conference, same mascot.

I’m going to be seriously pissed if these assholes start WWIII before the new Bowie album comes out.

Every time I see the video of Keenum’s head bouncing off the turf like a god dammed super ball Dre’s Keep Their Heads Ringin’ starts playing in my head.