Every year I hope the Super Bowl Half Time is not going to be Ministry performing songs off of Psalm 69, and every year I’m disappointed.

If you’ve got the right material to tie it with, the constrictor makes a great way to secure coiled up electronic cords. I’ve got a couple spools of waxed cable lacing cord around the house and office. Sure it takes a few more seconds than a zip tie but a 500’ yard spool of lacing cord will last me about a 1,000…

Yes, but the constrictor is a binding knot, not a hitch. In fact in any non-binding application it’s poor choice given it is damn near impossible to untie after put under significant load.

He could just move over to Mizzou. Same conference, same mascot.

I’m going to be seriously pissed if these assholes start WWIII before the new Bowie album comes out.

Every time I see the video of Keenum’s head bouncing off the turf like a god dammed super ball Dre’s Keep Their Heads Ringin’ starts playing in my head.

After all the other news this week I read that as ‘Refugees “Single Us Out”’ and wondered why Hatcher was a Trump supporter.

Ring ding dong, ring-a-ding-ding dong

Why would we donate footwear? Stupid Hoosiers wouldn’t kn... Oh, that says “Made in India”

“steroid taint” Now there is a term I don’t think I’ll be running a Google image search on.

I’m not saying someone should kidnap Jones and Hardy, then tell Jerry “One of you two is getting a 12 gauge slug through the knee. Pick who gets it.”, but...

Come on NASCAR, get creative with punishments. Kenseth wrecks Logano? For the next race Kenseth’s car has to run with the branding of Logano’s main sponsor OR Kenseth has to wear a fire suit designed to look like Joey Logano pajamas OR Kenseth has to strip down to his skivvies, put a pacifier in his mouth, bend over…

Personally I thought the best mid ‘90s Royals promotion was 27” Trinitron Night*

Is that Salvador Perez in a wig?

If Duda doesn’t peg a beer vendor, Hosmer is out and the game is over.

As a parent I’m faced with the question of what would I do if that was my daughter taking the face plant.

There is no safe double yellow cross. Ever.

Now if the US would only smarten up, punt the F-35 and restart F-22 production.

Blood was drawn from Odom but the sheriff said it hadn’t been tested yet.

If that is a nav system that always directs you to the nearest barbecue, I’m pretty sure this is going to be my next car.