Hehe. Paul Menard. Menards. I always picture a guy in a pirate costume bent over in pain, clutching his junk, saying “Ow! He kicked me in Menards.”

I wonder if one of the players was enough of a smart ass to ask “What’s the fine for dicking the defensive coordinator’s old lady?”

Just curious... how far north of the border can North Korea place arty and keep Seoul in range?

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I’ll tell you how to make Nascar interesting:

1) No restrictor plates

Manager: Okay boys, it’s time to overhaul the Sportage. So.... what do we have?

Designer #1: I think the belt line needs to be cartoonishly high...

Designer #2: The roof line should be as low as possible!

Shit ‘ll buff out

Other than the picture of the guy sitting on the lion (seriously, who sits on a lion?) I’d say those pictures don’t prove anything. It could be that he’s got mad creeping skills and likes to take selfies by sleeping animals.

You gotta think that front end would generate some downforce at speed. Anyone ever try to make a cup car out of one of these things?

Is it me or is a guided munitions slinging AC-130 the most blatant example we will ever see of corruption in defense procurement? Take the best God Dammed asymmetric warfare platform ever conceived, strip the cost effective weapon systems and replace them with $100,000 a pop guided weapons. Why? The only reason I can…

A Lexus LFA in a tunnel...

In an interview, Guy commented that the streamliner had significantly better visibility than the 2015 Camaro.

Yet another step toward the inevitable merger of Jalopnik and Adventure Rider!

FYYFFs!!!

I thought it was Devon Staples head.

Screw it. Call it a lesson learned and punt. Throw the whole damn program in the trash. Take the obscene amounts of money that would go into salvaging the 35 program and spool the F22 line back up. Crank out enough 22s to guarantee air dominance for the next 25 years. Develop two new unmanned platforms the first to be…

Didn’t they use one of those in Ocean’s 11?

I don’t have access to Photoshop. Can someone please paste the muzzle of an MG42 poking out of one of those “windows” and then drop the car onto a bluff overlooking a Normandy beach?

That’s a good idea - let the Iranians take over the Straits, Fred signs them up for a reverse mortgage, the Iranians blow themselves up not trying to make a nuclear weapon and we take over the title.

It’s all about the end game folks.

Now we just need reverse googly eyes. The background would be black. In front of the background you would have a white circular piece, the same diameter as the background, with a hole offset from center for the pupil. That way the mass is away from pupil and the eyes would tend to look in the direction the car was…

Go to the Garden for NBA playoffs and a Royals game broke out!

Hemi LSes for everybody!