cooterbaldwin

6/6/12

Why do I keep thinking of Michael Keaton scratching a spot off a non existent windshield while making a "eeeee, eeeee" noise?

6/4/12

Oh Monte Carlo... I'm so glad you're still the choice of the mentally challenged Chevrolet customer.

6/3/12

I doubt weed was the underlying cause of this incident. The core problem is this girl is about as dim as a lite bright peg.

6/3/12

I'd have gone $200k if it had a footprint gas pedal installed.

6/2/12

MRAP - Why? Because 27,500 lb curb weight, that's why.

6/1/12

The agreed upon price was actually $34.99925 million, but then McCaw caved in and got the Trucoat.

6/1/12

"...more ripple in it than a skidrow 7-11..." I, Cooter Baldwin, least famous of the five Baldwin brothers, do hereby nominate Graverobber for a Pulitzer in the Feature Writing and Public Service categories.

5/31/12

This. I stopped riding as soon as I found out my wife was pregnant.

5/31/12

Shortly after Ford Motor Company introduced their new "Colbert" sedan, Chrysler Group announced plans to produce a competing "Kimmel" model. In addition, General Motors showed the first images of the "Gifford" TSHSUV (Talk Show Host Sport Utility Vehicle) prototype.

5/30/12

No kidding! There is nothing more frightening than pissed off pasty white French Canadian liberal arts students.

5/29/12

I know they need a lot of gear and electronics but 1,700 pounds? Are they putting surplus VAX minicomputers in these things?

5/27/12

Actually I've been so swamped at work I hadn't heard about Robin's passing.

5/26/12

Of course, Fred was also noteworthy of being the only one of the five Gibb brothers that didn't pursue a career in the music industry.

5/25/12

To be honest, I'm a little disappointed. This clip has so much going for it: a clapped out Mopar, a hayfield, berms, ditches and a some rural American kids with too much time and too little fear of serious injury. On top of all that the audio and video production quality was, at least by YouTube hooning clip…

5/23/12

Aircraft carriers and subs only.... I think. The Russians have some non-Aircraft carrier surface Nukes.

5/23/12

[Waylon Jennings Voice] Now just around 3:00 ol' Deputy Weatherford... we all know him as Benjamin Dale 'round these parts... and a couple of his buddies were headed down to the Hazard county line. Well, that's when they ran into a little problem... a little concrete curbing problem. [/Waylon Jennings Voice]

5/23/12

For $900 yank the engine and trans, drop the front suspension, get a couple sticks of square tube and fabricate a trailer hitch on the front of that bad boy. Hell it's already plumbed for brakes and wired for brake lights! Best of all you'd have the most bad ass, most Jalopniest camper trailer in the campground.

5/21/12

'98 A4 1.8T - Looking at the current pricing of Audi's lineup it's hard to believe there was a brief window of time where the A4 was probably the best automotive bargain out there. With $27k and just a little bit of haggling you could leave an Audi dealership behind the wheel of an A4 Quattro with the 1.8T (possibly…

5/21/12

5/18/12

Shortly after this video was made Team Joest starting using the facility as a test track because it provides a surface almost as rough as Sebring.