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You could get six figures for this thing at Barrett-Jackson. All you have to do is drop a LS-whatever crate motor in it. I don't care if you've got a Le Mans winning 917, if you take it to B.J. you'll get better money for it with some 'merican pushrod V8 goodness under the hood.

Chrysler really missed the boat on this. They should have left the tweet and just renamed the corporate twitter account to 'ShitChryslerSays'.

At this point why not just delay the game a bit more and release it for the PS5?

Best Jalopnik post title ever!!!

I'd post something about how hard it must be to out douche bag Craig Jackson, but I get the feeling that if I did, within a matter of hours some psychopath would be knocking the cylinder out my front door deadbolt with a captive bolt pistol.

Marchionne failed to mention that shortly before his announcement, Chrysler had decided to change what constitutes a "speed" in a transmission. Using their new definitions, neutral, reverse and park all count as speeds.

@Khaddar: Actually that is a picture of Dr. Dietrich Mooer shortly after his arrival in the United States following his escape from East Germany.

The H.A.M.B. drags have a class called H.A.M.B. Gasser (aka hamster). Some of those looked like they might have LeMons potential.

Given the recent spate of 458 Italia fires, Ferrari has been considering a change to the classic prancing horse emblem:

Carroll Smith is spinning in his grave.

The enterprising driver would have moved to the head of the line while everyone else was busy dispensing mob justice.

All is right with the world.

@jniel002: grenade firing mechanisms contain lead and it's probably in violation of a federal law to improperly dispose of lead at a FAA controlled airport

Love Field really needs to work on improving the signs directing people to the rental car return area.

@tonyola: Keep thinking, you're Bond to get it sometime.

Everything must be just peachy for the UAW if these are the kinds of issues their president has to deal with.