#smallball works

Bryce “Derrick Rose” Harper

I can’t hear you over ALL YOUR FUCKING CAPS

Look at all these insane white folks tearing shit up, stopping traffic and destroying the city. We need more police beatings to keep these savages under control.

When another writer has a massive fuck up, and considering you guys are all about calling out other publications when they screw up, how is your day-to-day interaction with them? Is it weird? Are you guys like “well, there goes that screw up” every time he or she leaves the room?

I don’t know what it is, but I think Clay Bucholz is ridiculously attractive and I have no idea why.

Andrelton Simmons

Couple things: A.J. Pierzysnki is getting lots of votes for the ASG. You might be surprised to know he’s been a little serviceable this year. Jason Heyward getting more votes than Justin Upton (despite the fact that Heyward’s offense has been a disaster so far) is proof that the All Star rosters are just crap…

Yeah, sometimes Deadspin is their own worst enemy. He literally willed this team to victory tonight and was hurt throughout. And I’m a Hawks fan! Yet, Deadspin feels the need to try to be contrarian about every thing so we get this.

Yes, because rolling over the legs of two different players and then locking the legs of another isn’t dirty at all.

My issue with popcorn time is that it has a generally low stash of movies. That’s why I stick with Primewire and Solarmovie. They usually have a very wide berth of films. And if you’re going to stream it on your browser anyway, might as well do it from a service that might actually have the film you want.

I watch this video and I really wanna yell “stop being white and crazy!” every five seconds.

Remember when you guys wrote that article about how NOLA’s coach gave the Pelicans a homecourt advantage? Yeah. He kinda blew the game for them tonight.

He just insulted the shit out of that guy and the interviewer doesn’t even know.

No, that’s not what he said. He literally chided them for putting out stuff that hurts the Reds. It doesn’t matter anyway. He’s a pretty terrible coach that is likely to be fired at the end of the season.

It’s not the responsibility of journalists to write or post things that benefit teams. If that was the case the Courier-Journal would be The Cincinnati Reds Public Relations Department.

This

Always. Fuck Jim Nantz

I don’t even know your sis but I’m very proud of her now.

A couple of metrics say the Clips have a good chance as well. Even with their shitty bench.