My wife and I both have our three celebrities to legally cheat with...I think one of mine just changed.

Wow, I’m with you. So many people loved Black Flag but it was just so... tired to me, and I gave up halfway through. As a result, I never bothered picking up any of the other games. Like you, gave Origins a try over last Christmas and fell in love with the game, particularly the Egyptian setting which I adored.…

Goddammit. Now I actually have to like the Yankees a little. And a Steinbrenner, too. My life is now upside down.

I read this in Veruca Salt’s voice.

It seems ill-conceived to poop directly into your microwave.  Still, beats getting up.

A big problem is that parenting is pretty hard, and being drunk (or half way there) makes it even worse often leading to more drinking.

Like I said before, he’s a sexual predator.

My absolute favorite part.  That smile is a smile of someone who knows exactly what she’s about to do. lol

Oh my god, that baby knows what’s she’s doing, and that’s why this is so perfect. lol  Like, knowing it’s coming because we’ve been told, you can practically see the little wheels spinning in her head and she decideds the right time to do it. lol

Ah, excellent reply. Your counterargument should be carved into tombstone epithets nationwide.

Are we not gonna talk about the fact that he’s wearing a trench coat made for someone three sizes smaller than him AND has it buttoned up all the way it can go? Jesus so many faux pas happening here

He’s sexy as fuck. Period. Ain’t nobody checking for your curated, kale covered and gluten-free hipster “what is really sexy” nonsense.

I feel you. A woman from my past outed herself on Facebook as not being supportive of a friend who had been raped, in response to a New York Times article she’s read on perps/enablers outing themselves. That friend was me. She didn’t name names but anyone who knew us both would know. I was alright through “grab them…

My husband always thanks me. I’m like, dude! It wasn’t a favor! I think we both got something out of it! But thank you, too?

I usually just say my username out loud.